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MICHAEL BEHRENS

18; Straight; Arizona; Single; House music; College; Work; Promoting; Drum & Bass; Trance; Dubstep; Music Festivals, Drugs&Alcohol; Football; Friends; Wisconsin; Flirting; Sleeping; Arizona State; Books

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Saying “fuck it” before doing something stupid.

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This is my third tattoo. I got it done by Jesse Rix who owns Secret Lake Tattoo in Keene, NH. I got this tattoo because I love Hunter S. Thompson’s writing and the way he lived his life. It also reminds me what I have lost. Friends and family and my way at one point in my life. It also reminds me of the moments I decided to get back to a honest way of life. It is a great reminder everyday.

fuckyeahtattoos:

This is my third tattoo. I got it done by Jesse Rix who owns Secret Lake Tattoo in Keene, NH. I got this tattoo because I love Hunter S. Thompson’s writing and the way he lived his life. It also reminds me what I have lost. Friends and family and my way at one point in my life. It also reminds me of the moments I decided to get back to a honest way of life. It is a great reminder everyday.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

blameitonalex:
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
LMFAO ^^


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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

blameitonalex:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

LMFAO ^^

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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MacBook like woah! (Taken with instagram)

MacBook like woah! (Taken with instagram)